Wenger Out Bruv…

Bale vs Arsenal

Spurs Fan: 25 years of supporting Tottenham and I can’t think of a game i was more emotionally involved in.

Arsenal Fan: WENGER OUT

Spurs Fan: That’s a bit hasty, look what he did for your club.

Arsenal Fan: WENGER OUT

Spurs Fan: Send him down the road then, i’m sure AVB could use a number 3.

Arsenal Fan: WENGER OUT

Spurs Fan: You’re getting a bit childish now.

Arsenal Fan: I’m only 17 bruv.

Spurs Fan: That explains it, you’re not old enough to appreciate what he’s done for Arsenal.

Arsenal Fan: Shut up, supported Woolwich Arsenal my whole life.

Spurs Fan: Why support them though when a real club is so close?

Arsenal Fan: I like guns fam.

Spurs Fan: Guns…?

Arsenal Fan: Yeah blud, badge got a gun on it.

Spurs Fan: So you first supported the club because of their branding?

Arsenal Fan: And what? All my bredrin the same.

Spurs Fan: It explains a lot.

Arsenal Fan: You gunna get sliced open being clever.

Spurs Fan: Vermaelen wasn’t being clever when he got sliced open

Arsenal Fan: That was Wengers fault.

Spurs Fan: How?

Arsenal Fan: Not lettin Steve Bould sort the defence.

Spurs Fan: Media horse shit to me, why would he bring Bould in, not listen to his suggestions and get panned every week for it?

Arsenal Fan: Cos he’s shit init.

Spurs Fan: So who would you replace Wenger with?

Arsenal Fan: Anyone.

Spurs Fan: Harry?

Arsenal Fan: Yeah blud he the best English manager, he an Arsenal fan n all, I see it on telly.

Spurs Fan: PAH! Harry is an incompetent crook, speak to any Portsmouth,Southampton or Spurs fan.

Arsenal Fan: Get a disease speaking Spurs fans.

Spurs Fan: Disease? Your club is a disease, your fans are a disease, they line up Saturday afternoons with those preppy fucking scarves, piss and moan until they’re winning, lambaste the manager while not singing a word and all the while the club have free reign over their bank accounts. They optimise all that’s wrong with modern football.

Arsenal Fan: You’re dizzy bruv.

Spurs Fan: 2-1?

Arsenal Fan: WENGER OUT

 

 

 

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3 thoughts on “Wenger Out Bruv…

  1. Student of Spurs says:

    Just because Harry’s reign ended on a bad note doesq not mean he’s “an incompetent crook”. I don’t disagree with him leaving but before he came we were mid table and he got us 4th, 5th, 4th. Based on league positions alone we had a fantastic last season with him in charge.

    Bet you thought that Gomes’s last real season playing for us, (that is, the Champs League season) he was shit…

    Sounds a bit of a venomous reply I know, but I just think you can come up with a better article than this if you put your mind to it. #Witless

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